Am I a Ghost?

1. Do you feel cold even when it’s hot?

Yes, like a haunted popsicle. No, I melt like ice cream in April. I think I *am* the draft.

2. Have you ever walked through a wall (in your dreams)?

Totally. I phased through like a legend. Nope, walls and I still have boundaries. Can’t say, I woke up mid-wall.

3. Does your reflection ever blink at you first?

Yes, and we’ve made it weird now. No, but I blink like it owes me money. Wait… I *have* a reflection?

4. When you try to open doors, do your hands go through the handle?

Yes. Every time. No, but I wish they would. Haven’t tried since 1886.

5. Do you say “boo” and people don’t even flinch?

Yes. Sad ghost noises. No, they block me. I only say “boo-hoo.”

6. Do lights flicker when you’re emotional?

Yes, it’s my aesthetic. Only during exams. I thought that was normal?